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Dear potential employers,
When someone hands in an application and you tell them to come in for an interview, please do not wait an entire week and then text them on the morning of the interview to say they actually don’t have an interview after all after they have already made arrangements to get to the interview and planned an entire day around it. You inconsiderate ass turds. Please go punch yourself in the neck.
Regards,
Hazel


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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

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koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless


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4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

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jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

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squarepizza:

we all live in a yolo swagmarine

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